AISubs v3.7
Wow, this is amazing!
It's nice, isn't it?
Wow!
I wish I had a proper one for my hair...
Hahahahaha!
This is definitely nice!
No, it's definitely funny!
I don't care if you don't like it or not!
Hello, I'm Mizutamari Bond!
Hello, I'm Tommy!
I'm Kanta!
Thank you for having us!
House...
Hahahahaha!
House?!
Let's go to Mizutamari House!
Thank you!
This is a precious house!
I'm happy!
Before we met, we were told that we wouldn't get along with each other...
That's right!
We've finally become friends who go to each other's houses!
Thank you!
And!
Yes!
Speaking of these two groups...
It's a two million subscriber combination!
Yeah!
Really!
Combination!
If we go up to two million, there's no way we can compete!
That's for sure!
I'd like to plan a cooperation plan!
Thank you!
This time!
Yes!
If you're proud of two million subscribers, you'll definitely be able to do it!
A total of two million likes on Twitter!
Two million!
Let's think of a buzzer or tweet that we can't believe!
Let's think about it one by one with everyone's ideas!
Let's push this all together!
That's right!
About 50?
About 80?
About 80!
And I'm also 40, so...
I'm also...
400,000!
No, that's 97,000!
No, no...
That's fine!
It's a little funny!
That's about 40!
That's what humans are like!
That's about 40!
If you tweet in the afternoon...
20,000!
Wow!
If you go live, it's like this!
Ah!
I see...
I was thinking of deleting the subchannel, but...
It's serious, though!
It's going to be true!
Hey!
You're crazy!
It's going to affect the project!
It's scary...
If it's something like a project, I'd like to do it.
What are you doing?
I'm just scratching my hair.
You're going to have a hard time!
What are you doing?
Okay!
Are you okay?
I'm not okay at all.
Okay, bye.
I'm going over there.
Bye, bye.
I'll be waiting for you.
Okay, bye.
I can't think of anything.
I'm going to write it down.
No, but...
That's not what you said earlier, is it?
Hmm...
I don't know...
I don't know if I can cut off my tongue and legs.
If you get 500,000 likes, you'll cut off your tongue and legs?
Just me?
If I said "just me," how much of my image would I have been wrong?
It's more fun than stretching it out.
If you get 500,000 likes, you won't cut off your tongue and legs?
I won't cut off my tongue and legs!
I'm the only one who won't cut off their tongue and legs!
Okay, shall I announce it?
Yes!
Here it is!
Will you expose my phone box depending on how many likes you get?
Wow!
If you get 20,000 likes, you'll cut off your tongue and legs?
You're good!
You're good at this!
That's better!
I'm a little...
If I say "I'll do this," and get 20,000 likes, it'll explode, right?
Wow! I want you to do that!
I'm the type of person who takes the opposite approach and becomes a listener from a distance and is happy to see other people's misfortune.
That's why I came up with this.
If I get 500,000 likes for this tweet, I'll have to officially adopt the name "loser" as it is.
Everyone, don't press the like button, okay?
Don't press it!
If you say "don't press it," I'll press it.
If you really don't press it, I'll be happy about it.
I see!
That's good!
Can I say it?
If I get 500,000 likes for this tweet, I'll destroy my own channel.
I see.
That much?
If you don't want me to do it, it's over.
It's a little...
It's a little embarrassing if I get 300,000 likes in the meantime.
It's really embarrassing.
It's the one you said earlier, right?
No, no, it's just...
It's okay...
It's...
What did you think?
No, it's not...
I don't know about that.
Is it okay?
Who is this?
Who are you?
It's just...
It's a joke.
Well, it's okay.
There's nothing we can do about it.
Yeah...
Well, well, well, well, well...
Anyway, let's do this.
Let's do this.
I think we should talk about what we said the day we got 1 million likes.
Well...
What should we do?
Is it that hard?
No, it's...
Well...
Well, you two can say it.
Actually, I think we should say it here.
I...
Here you go.
If you get 100,000 likes, I'll run a 24-hour marathon in the back.
I run faster than that person.
If you get 300,000 likes, I'll do a live performance at the Budokan.
And with 500,000 likes, I bought a camera, weapons and boxing and got 10 million yen.
(Laughter)
Are you okay?
Can you book it yourself?
With 500,000 likes, I have a chance of getting 10 million yen.
(Laughter)
Are you saying it yourself?
You have a chance of getting 10 million yen there.
Well, Tommy will do it.
In the end, with 500,000 likes,
I decided to do everything.
I see.
In the end.
I think that image is strong.
Are you ready?
One, two...
Wow!
It was only one.
Let's do it.
I'm scared.
If I get 500,000 likes in this situation...
Tommy will cry, right?
No, no, no.
Usually, when Kanta does a live performance at Budokan,
I don't care about it.
Kanta's performance at Budokan...
I don't care about it.
It might be important for you.
If it wasn't important for me, I wouldn't care about it.
It's normal.
Nobody wants to see it.
I don't know what kind of situation it is for someone who is so strict with others.
It's a little bit simple.
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it.
It's my turn.
Budokan festival.
It's early in the morning.
It's so short.
It's a good way of saying it, isn't it?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
I have this, too.
I don't know.
It's a great idea.
You can say it.
No, no.
I had an image of Budokan festival being strict and fun.
But it's not like that.
It's not like that.
Tetsuya is doing it, too.
Deamon is having fun, too.
I saw that Budokan festival is fun in that way.
But it's not like that.
It's not like that.
It might have been a good idea to go around in a normal way.
It's better to go in a better direction.
Hey, hey, hey.
One.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, stop it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You!
Stop it!
You!
Stop it!
Why are you doing that?
You're weird.
Why?
You're weird.
Why?
You're weird.
Why?
Huh?
You!
Why are you doing that?
You're weird!
I had fun today.
What?
Seriously, you should go home.
No.
I'm telling you often.
No, no, no.
Seriously.
No.
It's a prank.
Are you mad or what?
That's enough.
It's a prank, right?
So, Toshimi and Tomi, it's a serious fight prank!
My throat is dry.
You bit me.
Why are you doing that?
You!
Why are you doing that?
You're weird!
My mouth is dry.
My mouth is so dry that I can't speak.
We're seriously planning a prank.
That's right.
Is it a prank?
It's a prank.
But we have to do it.
We have to plan it.
This is a prank.
We're calling you out on a prank show.
We're planning a prank show.
It's just a funny tweet.
I thought you were an angry person.
I'm mad at you for yesterday's video.
I might have been angry.
We know that you'll stop us if we fight in front of Kanta.
We can't stop you.
You're a good guy.